grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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