She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Drunk
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what are you doing with your life
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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