no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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