I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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