He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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