The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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