fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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