Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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