Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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