yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
