Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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