I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Randomize
