honey bunches of taint.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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