So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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