Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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