Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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