Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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