After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
