Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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