summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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