Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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