Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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