This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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