I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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