Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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