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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever

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  We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.

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• (516): View more from New York

  It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%

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  He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal

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• (406): View more from Montana

  K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea

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• (646): View more from New York

  Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom

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  I can't even drink.

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  The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?

  (734): View more from Michigan

  Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer

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• (631): View more from New York

  the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality

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