his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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