I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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