let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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