no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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