am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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