Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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