quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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