the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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