I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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