dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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