so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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