why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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