Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I can text with my tongue
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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