Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Randomize
