i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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