found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
