Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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