Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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