Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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