We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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