I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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