Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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