Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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