There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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