Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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