To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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