i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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