dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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