I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
