i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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