I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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