I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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