It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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