He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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